| September 8, 2010 | Reminder Halifax Fark Party Saturday Sept 11 @ 6 pm @ the Q. Wear red so we can find each other [Followup] |
| September 8, 2010 | The smartest people in Sweden come from the north of the country. So that's at least one thing they have in common with the USA [Interesting] |
| September 8, 2010 | Former CIA officer is now a training contractor teaching interrogators the finer points of power tool usage [Sick] |
| September 8, 2010 | ? ? The panties on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down, the panties on the bus go up and down, all day long ? ? [Interesting] |
| September 8, 2010 | Man found defecating, vomiting in street after spilling load of computer printers. Guess his buffer was full [Sick] |
| September 8, 2010 | ? ? I sued the sheriff, because i'm still only a deputy ? ? [Interesting] |
| September 8, 2010 | Xbox Live suspends gamer for living in Fort Gay, West Virginia. Soldiers at Fort Dix, New Jersey are totally screwed [Dumbass] |
| September 8, 2010 | Mom, Snoop Dogg is at your door and wants to know if you want to buy a cartoon-like Doberman [Stupid] |
| September 8, 2010 | Parasailing: more fun than you can stake a chick at [Scary] |
| September 8, 2010 | "During the mostly no-comment interview, Willis consented to police taking photos of his penis" [Strange] |
| September 8, 2010 | Restaurant owner puts up sign stating, "Screaming children will not be tolerated." Some people have a problem with this. Tag is for the restaurant owner [Hero] |
| September 8, 2010 | Man charged with battery after power outage near airport [Obvious] |
| September 8, 2010 | Shooting in Honduran shoe factory claims 18 soles [Sad] |
| September 8, 2010 | Berlin's toilet tours growing in popularity, quickly becoming the number two tourist attraction in the city [Strange] |
| September 8, 2010 | News: Two dozen fires rage through Detroit, destroying hundreds of homes. Fark: Who knew there were hundreds of homes left in Detroit? [Scary] |
| September 8, 2010 | Your wife may be crazy if she tries to to burn your boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi because she didn't like you watching a Jennifer Lopez movie (w/ "yep, penis went there" mugshot) [Florida] |
| September 8, 2010 | Photoshop these men in a propelling career [Photoshop] |
| September 8, 2010 | New Jersey Transit unveils "quiet cars" on trains, where self-monitoring commuters can do work without being disturbed by loud cellphone jabberers, leaky iPods, or guidos [Obvious] |
| September 8, 2010 | Attention admins, mods, and other queue-meddlers: I am a sovereign of Farkistan. Your red lights do not apply to me. You have no jurisdiction to deny this submission [Unlikely] |
| September 8, 2010 | Egyptian Presidential candidate blames rivals for hacking daughter's Facebook page, publishing photos of her drinking alcohol, wearing bikini. George Bush nods in sympathy [Amusing] |
| September 8, 2010 | Woman gets ultimate revenge against boss who fired her from her job: She marries him [Florida] |
| September 8, 2010 | Two asteroids just discovered last Sunday will pass Earth inside Moon's orbit tomorrow. Everybody still has time to panic [Interesting] |
| September 7, 2010 | British fail to understand the Tea Party. This is not a repeat from 1773 [Obvious] |
| September 7, 2010 | Secret Service arrests fraud suspect, discovers $1540 tied to his scrotum with a shoelace. And how big are your balls? [Amusing] |
| September 7, 2010 | Your study habits are wrong [Advice] |
| September 7, 2010 | Two legs, two arms, severed torso found inside shark's belly. So far, no one has had the guts to claim them [Scary] |
| September 7, 2010 | The school that missing eight-year-old Kyron Horman attends is "saving a desk for him" in hopes he will be returned safely to those that care about him. Man, I really need to dust my apartment [Followup] |
| September 7, 2010 | Quit even trying to blend in while on vacation - Europeans can always spot a fat, loud American [Interesting] |
| September 7, 2010 | Photoshop this unstable statue [Photoshop] |
| September 7, 2010 | Can't decide whose turn it is to walk the dog? Do you (c) stab your father [Florida] |
| September 7, 2010 | Airline pilot discusses how he saved a 747 with a stuck rudder from plunging into the Pacific, fondness for gladiator movies [Scary] |
| September 7, 2010 | Pro Tip: Don't call 911 three times to report that someone stole your booze. That's a jailin' [Florida] |
| September 7, 2010 | Things Canada beats the U.S. on: hockey, health care, quality of life, and kids who don't go to school [Fail] |
| September 7, 2010 | Cool: Artist photographs the same McDonald's hamburger and fries every day for 137 days. Fark: There is basically no change [Sick] |
| September 7, 2010 | Not even warnings from General Petraeus can deter Pastor from commemorating 9/11 Anniversary by burning Korans. This should end well [Dumbass] |
| September 7, 2010 | John Lennon's killer denied parole for the sixth time. Well, it was worth a shot [Obvious] |
| September 7, 2010 | OMG, Pwnies [Silly] |
| September 7, 2010 | Although she looks nothing like Robin Williams or the cross-dressing character he plays in the movie, cops insist on calling a female bank robber, "Mrs. Doubtfire Robber" [Strange] |
| September 7, 2010 | Lawyer tells client that she is channeling the spirit of his dead wife and the dead wife wants them to have sex. Somewhere Lionel Hutz is taking notes [Strange] |
| September 7, 2010 | Washington Post attacks Jack Kimble (R) of the 54th District in California. Despite the fact that he nor his district exists seems to matter [Fail] |
| September 7, 2010 | 80 year old Army vet arrested for talking to his plants and even giving them names. Who calls an eight foot tall pot plant "Don" anyway? [Sad] |
| September 7, 2010 | "They were then held against their will and forced to dance until police arrived" [Spiffy] |
| September 7, 2010 | Rodney King engaged to one of the jurors who awarded him $3.8 million. Is that how it works nowadays? [Sappy] |
| September 7, 2010 | Florida's finest manages to shoot himself with taser during arrest [Florida] |
| September 7, 2010 | Early 20th century beer tunnel found. Hopes are high for a bacon cave to be found nearby [Cool] |
| September 7, 2010 | Chicago's mayor Daley will not run for re-election. Voters will have to vote for someone else three times [News] |
| September 7, 2010 | Jehovah's Witnesses seek protection from outspoken views of "the new atheists." Relax guys, it's not like they're knocking on your door trying to hand out "learn to be godless" pamphlets [Obvious] |
| September 7, 2010 | HOA removes 150-year-old headstones from local graveyard because they didn't conform to standards. To be replaced by white placards flush to the ground, killer clown dolls, and child-abducting TV sets [Asinine] |
| September 7, 2010 | Woman stung 500 times by wasps, mostly by insulting her shoes, lack of Ivy League education [Scary] |
| September 7, 2010 | Q: What's with Google's homepage today? A: We don't know. That's fine reportin' there, Lou [Stupid] |